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The word spaint generally refers to a deficit of maintenance.
Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.
noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.
adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.
verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.
adverb. spaintly
1. to do something in a spaint manner
interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
Word Origin & History: a word coined in 2007, spaint is a derivative of the word spent intended to exaggerate the original meanings of spent with several additional connotations, which can be derived from context of usage. Spaint is a versatile word that can function as any part of speech except as a pronoun, preposition, or conjunction.
noun. spaint a spaint
1. a person, place, or thing in an unmaintained state.
2. a spaint; a person who habitually lacks maintenance.
adjective. spaint
1. a modifier describing something or someone in an unmaintained state.
verb. spaint, spainting , spainted
1. to become spaint; to act in such a way so as to decrease the level of maintenance of a person, place, or thing.
2. to willfully achieve a state of altered consciousness, diminished sobriety, or questionable maintenance.
3. to spend money or use resources unwisely.
adverb. spaintly
1. to do something in a spaint manner
interjection spaint!
1. an exclamation used to describe a general lack of maintenance or to bring others' attention to either a general or particular instance of lacking maintenance.
1. "Its not going to be a good day today, I feel spaint in the air."
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
2. "Don't smoke meth, George; you don't want to become a spaint."
3. "After drinking too many PBRs, George became a spaint son."
4. "I can't believe Peter spaint his bike into the wet concrete, how could he not see it."
5. "George spaint himself on the crack pipe."
6. "George spaint all his money on soda, and all his time watching television."
7. "George drove the golf cart so spaintly he crashed it into a sand trap."
8. "In response to George's crash-landing in the sand trap, his passenger Will turned to him and yelled 'spaint!'"
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Last night I was hanging with Carol, and just about as I was ready to stick it in, I had a spontaneous shitting. It was all over he place. She laughed.
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Get the Spontaneous shitting mug.Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.
Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:
Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."
Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."
Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."
Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."
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adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you
Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.
by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009
Get the turd splinter mug.The sound of an irony meter breaking. Used as an interjection to point out extreme irony of a statement.
- The Vatican has accused President Obama of succumbing to "the arrogance of those in power".
- SPOING!
- SPOING!
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