spunked

to waste or lose something ie money

i just spunked all my money on the fruit machines

by nb612 March 22, 2007

parent spiked

Gamer phrase. To be unable to play or group in a game because the parents are making you turn it off.
*spike* is a gamer term that means massive damage all at once from different sources on the same target.

We lost Joe he can't come to the group, he just got parent spiked.

by Aurora Scion March 25, 2008

penis-spanked

The female equivalent to pussy-whipped.

Michelle, why do you keep doing his laundy? You're so penis-spanked!

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009

Porn Spiked

The act of putting a camera spike down in call of duty and then teabagging the dead person on camera for everyone to see. (This is easiest to complete in search and destroy because everyone is watching you.) This can only be done in COD: Black Ops.

I porn spiked that noob on NukeTown.

by Dirty Sanchz November 24, 2010

spunked

When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.

This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.

"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."

"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."

by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009

Spunked Yourself

From the word spunk - Which means to cum; Spunked Yourself means to cum all over yourself

You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself

by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020

spiked punch

Punch filled with alcohol. Mostly at high school parties.

Man that punch made me feel bad.

Dude that was spiked punch.

by Korathius April 22, 2016