Spermite

Unwanted sperm.

I must go to the doctor to get on birth control in order to avoid spermite penetration.

by ofperin May 7, 2010

sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up

That girl is sperminted.

by AshTrash June 20, 2008

Sperminate

The act of releasing semen on a person, place or thing.

After being aroused and pleasured, I had to sperminate into her vagina.

by Smith Riley August 17, 2016

Spearminting

The act of applying toothpaste to a man's genitalia before engaging in oral sex.

I took sally back to my house and gave her a good spearminting,

by brownpenetrator97 August 11, 2018

Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

SPERMIN N CRAMPIN

The most absurd and concerning way of saying “I’m having a great time”

(The word is spelled in all cap)

“Yo, you got accepted to Yale”
“HOLY SHI, IM SPERMIN N CRAMPIN”

“The fuck????”

by Fukcing ? October 25, 2022

Sperminate

To impregnate a woman with your luscious bodily fluid fertilizing her egg.

My halfwit husband could not Sperminate my egg.

by Kenace October 30, 2014