Spermicide

When your sperm shoots out to commit suicide

Hey bro does your spermicide?

by vRemiixJr March 13, 2021

Spermicide

when sperm flies all over the place after ejaculation

dude, i was maturbating last night and i spermicide all over my clothes.

by Andrew "Amagr8" Ace November 12, 2007

Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt

Saved for the highest of Cunts!
A Slimy cunt (slimy as a rubber/Condom)

My boss fired me today he is a Spermicidal-Lubri-Cunt or SLC.
This bolt is rather tight it needs some lubricunt!

by Miketrg December 7, 2005

Sherrified

The ability to share something

Me: i think i want that fish and chips for me and dad *points at menu*
Waiter: I'm sorry, i dont think that is quite sherrified

by Rick Ross like a bosss June 10, 2011

Permified

When smoking so much weed for multiple days that the next couple days are too hazy to fuck up

guy 1: dooode those couple of days were soo fucked up
guy 2: i knoooww braa i'm so permified!!

by BIG BLACK BOOTY January 2, 2012

spermicidal

An deliberate activity or action by a male that results in his failing to have sex.

"Dude, are you going to the Sorority Lingerie Party ?"
"No bro, I need to study."
"That's spermicidal, man !"
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"I told Sheryl that I am still in love with my ex, and she dumped me..."
"Wow, that was spermicidal !"

by BigFanOfUD November 2, 2011

spermied

Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.

Oops, I spermied in you.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014