Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.
Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
by Carl Grew January 21, 2007
The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. Note: Traditionally the noun "sperm" is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing 's', serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike "goose," "moose," and "penis"). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--"sperms" (See William Safire's "Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale" for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous "Kilroy was here" graffito, the emergence of "Kilroy's sperms was here." Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether it's simply a mistake.
"Mommy, I found more sperms in my jammies this morning. They taste like mushrooms." "Capt. Thomas, hoping to avoid impregnating his wife, sexited his member from her love-tunnel and loosed his sperms on his nearby pirate hat."
by Dr. M.P. Brody, PhD January 22, 2009
by little white ninja May 19, 2010
by anderson September 02, 2004
an elite force from the male genetalia destined to find thier one true love the egg. or in other terms the sprinkles in your frosting from below.
by call me clinton..bill clinton November 06, 2003
by fab5ive August 11, 2003
An orgasm or white gooey liquid that comes out the males penis when given head or dicksucked. This can also be known as cum.
"When I walked into Zoey's room I saw SPERM on the floor" Chelsea said. "I know, I fucked her last night so thats my cum". Darren said. "Well can you do me horny boy"? Zoey hornly asked with her finger grinned by her teeth"I surely can" Darren said as the pull of their clothes.
by Nastywords September 21, 2016