A super long turd that disappears into the unknown abyss of the toilet drain while the other end is still at the surface. otherwise known as anaconda.
by turdferguson, jr. December 4, 2015
by JohnFart00 October 18, 2021
A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.
"are you Spelunkering me?"
by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022
A sexual act. The act of shaving one's cranium, applying copious amounts of lubrication, and attempting to insert it into the female vagina.
Doctor: "You have whiplash. Did you recently suffer any trauma to your neck or head?"
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
Patient: "Yes - I was spelunking my girlfriend when the phone rang and startled her."
by thenannymoh September 7, 2003
by Narog August 20, 2004
(By analogy to exploring caves/other dark places)
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.
To engage in casual internet stalking, usually out of curiousity rather than for any sinister purpose.
After a bit of spelunking on message boards, I found out that girl I was flirting with on MSN was actually a 40 year old guy from Indianapolis!
by Cayenne August 2, 2005
When your at a party talking to your friends and a hot chick walks over that you want to have sex with. Use the term spelunking to make it seem like your not a perve. Just say hey man I want to go spelunking
by One crazy week September 12, 2011