Speef

Speef is a pleasant drink that is a combination of Pepsi and fresh sawdust

Wife: Honey, I refilled the Speef Bag!
Husband: Hell yeah, can't wait to get my Speef on!

by Speefing April 23, 2023

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 15, 2004

speedy pete

A “speedy pete” is someone that speeds round nurseries kidnapping children

Ryzer and Speedy pete are off to the nursery to kidnap some children

by Peter N Jacqueline Matheson June 2, 2021

speef

The process of dragging your testicles over random objects or terrain. Speefing is very popular in Japan where men will get together and pull their sacks across an assortment of different textured items. People will sometimes involve furry animals or teddy bears and haul their groin from head to tail. This is called beast speefing, or sometimes just beefing.

Speefing got its name from the word "spee" which is traditionally shouted by participants to show their enjoyment of the act. "Spee" is the Japanese word for "smooth"

"Whats Dave doing to your cat?" "Oh, he's just beast speefing it"

by nublar December 10, 2004

speezy

A place to congregate and enjoy life; an area of extreme relaxation, ex: a friend's house, coffee shop, night club. Derived from "spot", which has the same meaning.

"We're gonna roll over to Roscoe's Waffles and Chicken, it's the speezy fo sheezy."

by Choppy February 17, 2003

speedy weasel

A speedy weasel is a guy who isn't great looking, who finds smokin hot chics at a party who are totally smashed, gets them to have sex with him and then nuts in like 3 seconds.

Jennie- OMG last night I was so wasted I had sex with this really ugly guy and the worst part was he nutted in 3 seconds!

Jessica- Sounds like you've been had by a speedy weasel

by robbie bobbie June 5, 2009

speedy-byes

Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.

Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?

Girl 2: "What was what?"

Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"

by weezlhed January 18, 2010