speedbump

A combination of any type of amphetamine and cocaine. Usually snorted, but could also be gummed.

Joe: Man we got so shitfaced last night. How did you go to work today?

Gary: I hit a few speedbumps on the way.

by hotblonc August 2, 2025

Speedbump

A fat ass

Woah! Look at that girls speedbump, its huge!

by littleblondespeedbump December 23, 2022

speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.

“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”

by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021

Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.

Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021