speckled fart

Anyone of Irish or Scottish decent “their blood being so mixed up that mc and Mac are really the only difference” that has freckles and stink like a fat chicks sweaty side boob,, no bra of course.

Wow that dudes a spaz,, yeah so is that speckled fart asshole over there. He is such a ball hog. Yeah those red headed speckled farts are so typical.

by Marshall tucker October 31, 2021

Speckled Cock

A penis infected with Syphilis, AIDS and various other STDs at the same time, which looks very similar to a blue waffle.

Woman 1: How was the date with Jared last night?
Woman 2: It was marvelous, I pulled down his pants and saw a giant Speckled Cock!

by GGigidygigidy69 January 16, 2022

Speckledorfed

That not even a word and I agree with you
-Mr. Krabs

Speckledorfed

by Dimey- YT November 3, 2020

speckett

sparrow+beckett.
A slash pairing from pirates of the caribbean. Jack Sparrow and Cutler Beckett. Need proof? "So the compass shows me what I want most. What do I want?"-beckett "Me... dead"-jack. Or how about the look on Beckett's face as his ship's about to be engulfed by flames?

Speckett is soo hott.

I think I'm going to go write some speckett fanfic right now.

by arby-la June 17, 2007

Speckled Paint Job

Diarrhea that sprays all over the toilet bowl, creating a speckled effect on the white porcelain.

Last night after alcohol and Taco Bell I did a speckled paint job on the toilet, and it burnt my asshole.

by Evan, Eddie, and Kurt October 16, 2006

spacked up

Where you snort too much cocaine and you look fit for a wheel chair

I had 5 lines last night and i felt spacked up

by Claypole January 30, 2017

Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.

"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"

by Bleccchman March 12, 2009