special hell

A place reserved for child molestors, those who talk at the theater, and who cancel short running yet shiny TV series. See Firefly.

If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater... remember, a special hell - Shepherd Book

by Mjc12 May 15, 2006

Citywide Special

In Philadelphia dive bars, a shot of whiskey and a beer sold together at a discount price; most commonly a can of Paps Blue Ribbon and a shot of Jim Beam for $3-5.

Philly lore is that the Citywide Special started at Bob and Barbara’s on the South St in the 1990s, where “The Special” was Beam and PBR for $3.

by Da Rico August 2, 2018

Blue Ribbon Special

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

Anthony Special

When you go home after a day of doing squats at the gym, then smoke weed and jack off before passing out. Results in falling asleep covered in your own jizz.

Person 1: Wow! Anthony's still doing squats!
Person 2: Yeahh, you know he's pulling an Anthony Special later.
Person 1: Of courseee!
Person 2: I don't know why he calls it special, he does it every night.

by The Flying Jew March 29, 2013

Kevin Special

A sexual maneuver where one offers a foot massage to a female, then proceeds to work his/her way up the legs, and finally finger blasts her mercilessly

I served her up the ole Kevin Special last night.

by insertspacehere July 17, 2016

Red Special

One of the most sexy guitars in the world, made by Brian May of Queen with his dad out of a XIX century fireplace in the sixties.

Many guitars companies have released copies of this guitar and the most poplar one is by Burns.

Brian May's Red Special has many unique characteristics, which allow Brian May to create a distinctive sound.

by ChocloMan December 21, 2006

LaCosta Special

A massage technique in which the male partner is straddled by his female companion. The male partner sucks her breasts while massaging her back and neck muscles, producing a feeling of calming euphoria.

See also LaCosta Deluxe

NOTE: The LaCosta Resort and Spa is an elite spa located in southern California known for its grand spa and massage experiences.

Cissy was really tense this morning so I gave her the LaCosta Special. It really helped.

by BBBMD November 2, 2006