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Secondhand spearmint

When someone is chewing spearmint gum, is gumming on a spearmint mint, or has just brushed their teeth with spearmint toothpaste and is in close proximity to you. Secondhand spearmint refers to the disconnect between the deliciousness of said spearmint in the former party's mouth and the sickening smell the secondhand observer experiences.
"Aw dude, what's that smell?"
"Oh sorry bro, you want some gum?"
"Naw man, I just caught your secondhand spearmint. I lost my appetite."

"So why'd you dump her?"
"I went in for the kiss and all I could get was the secondhand spearmint. I can't even look at her the same anymore. We're over."
by colbert21 March 2, 2010
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Sperman Erman

A person whose mother's breast dried up and had to nurse his fathers penis for 1 1/2 years. Causing said person to become a emo fag with a superiority complex.
You have to look over that guy he is a sperman erman>
by jumpen jehosaphat January 11, 2009
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spermanator

a dude or dudette doing someone bad
major diss if said like: ur mom's a spermanator...
guy one:dude ur moms a spermanator
chick: omg u suck
guy one: u swallow
chick:...
by 9045 henry November 5, 2006
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shearman

a syndrome that involves a gay man believing he is a navy seal that loves being donkey punched well taking it up the arse.
That weird looking fellow over there has shearman syndrome
by out baha August 13, 2003
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spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"
Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.
by Bri May 15, 2003
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Spearminting

The act of applying toothpaste to a man's genitalia before engaging in oral sex.
I took sally back to my house and gave her a good spearminting,
by brownpenetrator97 August 11, 2018
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xander speakman

the sexiest boy on earth🤤🥵💗
“have you seen xander speakman? oh damm is he sexy.”
by emma.samek February 7, 2020
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