spatard

a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker

the pub was full of spatards so i went home

by annie cronin August 28, 2007

spakTARD

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

spastard

A person for whom both the insults "spastic" and "retard" apply. spas-tard.

You fucking spastard, you dropped the jellyfish back in the sea.

by mmmmmmkay August 16, 2005

Backyard spactard

A full-blown, several-sandwiches-short-of-a-picnic specialist whose mental retardation is so debilitatingly extreme that they are forced to live in the backyard. This living arrangement is usually necessitated by the high risk of poisoning through licking the toxic cleaning products off the windows, should said backyard spactard remain indoors.

Liverpool put in a good showing in the Champion's League Final the other night. If it hadn't been for Karius goalkeeping like a backyard spactard, they might have won the game. I knew he'd be shit the day he signed for the club using his favourite crayon..

by Anonymous submissions July 19, 2018

SpakTard

Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)

They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.

'You SpakTard'

by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009

Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019

Spactard

A Twat,retard,spaccer,Div or dinlo

Fuck off you Spactard.

I saw a right fucking Spactard last night.

My mong brother is well spactared

by AngelAbz November 7, 2011