Spalding

The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.

When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.

by Dr. Kenneth Kaniff December 9, 2008

the spaulding

When a guy eats a four course meal off a woman's back while banging her from behind.

Ralph should be done soon. He just finished the main course and is starting dessert. He is in the middle of giving Sandy the spaulding.

by The Wize One November 29, 2014

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding

(Noun) - A Wee Treat.

Daniel-Ryan Spaulding is a wee treat.

by Rua1977 October 22, 2011

Scaulder

A scaulder is a native of the derelict town of enniscorthy,which is known as the ghetto of the otherwise picturesque social haven of wexford county.While wexford town itself is a thriving metropolis,enniscorty is known for innerbreeding,gun crime and pre-teen pregnancy.A scaulder,if male,is generally crosseyed and illiterate and is obsessed with hurling and handball and other-ledser sports,who favourite passtime is usually fighting and eating grease.The woman scaulder is typically breatakingly ugly and pregnant by twelve.

"That girl I was texting,do you think I should ask her out?"
"good grief,no,she's nothing but a dirty scaulder,sure the tide would'nt take her out.The rat never strays too far from the gutter,avoid her like the plague,if you dont want to spend the rest of your life up in that inbred hell"

by Wezsez April 15, 2008

Spalding

5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)

"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!"

"Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "

by wouldilietoyou?? October 4, 2011

Spald

Noun.

To have a completely bald genital region.

Dude I railed this chick last night and she was spald. It was like doing an 11-year old.

by Tonger10 June 29, 2009

Spaulding

To completely fuck over a single person or group.

Wow, well it looks like Gerill just pulled a spaulding on us.

by TRIZZYTRE September 19, 2011