Spankin' the goblin

The act of masturbating or smacking your penis

Greg,"Why weren't you in class today?"
Fred,"Sorry I was spankin' the goblin."

by Deadwerewolf July 24, 2013

spankin the monkey

Beating yo meat like its dead

Yeah eric was spankin the monkey last night

by Tarp Flarp Master February 27, 2017

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

spankin hankins

the act of getting wasted and passing out only to wake up in a jail cell without knowledge of why.

man, last night i pulled a spankin hankins. i just got out this mornin'.

by hankins August 14, 2009

spankin slime

lubricant used for masturbation i.e. "jerking off" or "spankin it" also known as motion lotion

Oooh, a new porno in the mail...fuck, where did i put my spankin slime?

by Chaos Spawn March 17, 2010

Spankin'

perfect

"How are you?" "I'm spankin'"

by Ali October 6, 2003

P'shankin

To offend someone greatly,can mean anything you want.

Dude! I got totally P'shanked last night!
That party was P'shankin'!
Quit being such a P'shank Cindy!

by Autumn-Radical January 3, 2008