A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.
Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.
by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011
Get the Spank Ze Monkeymug. by J-Al January 3, 2009
Get the Spank My Monkeymug. by kitty February 24, 2004
Get the spanking your monkeymug. When you gotta cum so hard and you finally do you scream out like a monkey being spanked with a leather studed belt
by Nordingo March 24, 2014
Get the spanking tha monkeymug. by i.p freely July 24, 2008
Get the spank yer monkeymug. by x January 22, 2003
Get the monkey spankmug. men fucktard townie
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008
Get the monkey spankmug.