crossing the salt bridge

a bridge you cross to take you to the salty side.

susan crossed the salt bridge when she wasn’t elected for student body president.

sean cried while crossing the salt bridge after vanessa rejected his promposal.

by mediocre effort May 21, 2018

Salt F4

When somebody abruptly presses the Alt + F4 keys to exit a game because they are salty.

Did you just Salt F4?

by Scruffyxoxo November 21, 2016

bath salt defense

When a basketball player plays such lockdown defense, that he might as well be eating the other player's face.

You can't score on Andre Iguodala easily because he plays Bath Salt defense.

by zharper0 August 9, 2012

salt bae

A Turkish chef that sensually salted a piece of meat he was cooking in an instagram video and quickly became a meme known as "salt bae"

That guy is salt bae AF

by MayAllYourBaconBurn🔥 January 9, 2017

salt tablet

A salt tablet is a cure-all, mainly in men's sports. No matter what a man's injury, a salt tablet is one of three options available to a man to cure this injury.
1. Take a salt tablet
2. Rub dirt on it
3. Tape an aspirin to it

Player: Coach i think i broke my leg!
Coach: Take a salt tablet and get back in there!

by Peetiewonder February 7, 2007

Lightly Salted

To be upset, agitated, or bitter towards someone or something. Like being salty but only a little bit.

"YOU MAD BRO!?!?"

"Alright I'm not gonna lie I'm lightly salted right now."

by Kashmando August 11, 2014

FUCK SALT

A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".

(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!

by Jon Revelle June 10, 2008