Spack

It's not a smack, it's not a punch, it's fucking spack.

That ending legit spacked me in the gut. Like it was too hard for a smack, not hard enough for a punch. It was...well...a fucking god damned spack!

by ~KillJoy~ October 21, 2015

spacked

SPonge attACKED. To be viciously attacked with a common household sponge.

I spacked felix last night, now he's in a coma.

by Tom and Felix Who Shall Now Fuck Off May 16, 2005

Spack

The combination of "pack" and "smack"

Random kid on the internet: "Man i'm so good at this game"
Other kid: "Man, i'll spack ur ass"

by WeirdGumChewer September 21, 2019

muffin spack

running up to a complete stranger and fisting them

im gonna muffin spack that tranny

by mentrix August 4, 2012

battle-spack

a mong or disabled person who is used, for fun, as a object on which to ride into battle.

I used Bill as a battle-spack yesterday...I rode him to victory.

by alib2485 July 21, 2008

Spack Dancer

A retard who lives with Nogtard and dances to gay pop songs while Monk and Mick deliver Sargent's apple pies to Nogtard.

Oh no, we can't deliver Nogtard's pies.

Why not?

There's a spack dancer having a fit in the living room.

by flappy dickwad July 25, 2009

Spack

The act of having sex with ugly people. To fornicate with repugnant persons. distastful swearing

Chelsea spacked with Chris.
Spack me!!!
So did you hear that Jim Spacked Chelsea?

by Xander June 16, 2004