Southgate

The most hated man in world football, making England as boring as they had always been.

What's the fastest way out of Wembley? The Southgate.

by NganLekawaii September 3, 2024

Cole Raymond Southgate

Cole is a kid that is somehow 14 and 4'9. He is really pissy sometimes and has never had a girlfriend. He has a mom named Kelly that is pretty Ummm different.

Cole Raymond Southgate is a short bitch.

by anonymous November 12, 2020

Southgate

A small area in north london where people sit all day in McDonald’s or KFC,bun(smoke weed) and drink, stain people(rob) and just have fun.

No one-

Someone on snap- Whos in Southgate today?

by Southgate April 16, 2019

Long Southgate

Playing Trent Alexander Arnold in Central Midfield

Man, we're still suffering the effects of Long Southgate

by @utdheisenberg_ June 17, 2024

Southgate

Southgate: the last name of England's men's national football team manager Gareth Southgate. Commonly known for his unorthodox, and quite frankly, wasteful tactics and man-management of capable individuals.

To be a Southgate is to be passive, do things at half measures and irritate everybody around.

"Oh baby, why are you sticking only the tip inside me? Don't be a Southgate!"
"Bin Laden and Southgate are both terrorists, but the difference is that Bin Laden took both towers down, while Southgate would get one then fall back."

by Gerald725DoubleBarrel June 26, 2024

Southgate

A small area in north london where people sit all day in McDonald’s or KFC,bun(smoke weed) and drink, stain people(rob) and just have fun.

No one-

Someone on snap- Whos in Southgate today?

by Southgate April 16, 2019

Gareth Southgate

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.

Also fuck Spain.

"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024