Splak

When a nigga want to start beef you say "boy i splak yo bitch ass" as in im about to knock the shit out that boy

Pussy: You a bitch
Pussy:Fight Me
Me: I Splak yo bitch ass

by amosc gg.chubbzzz January 8, 2018

Thomas Solakof

A gender confused member of the ape family, vaguely reminiscent of the Wookie from 'Star wars' by George Lucas.

A Thomas will often try and assault those around him if they are excelling in something he is incapable of, E.G soccer, conversation and sex.

Thomas's family tree is literally a straight line, he is descended from a Romanian pole dancer and a Somalian pirate, when the pirate died however, the pole dancer kept the family blood alive by having sex with her son, thus starting the family of inbreds, doubtless Thomas will soon be impregnated by his father and will continue the tradition.

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by The Llama Hunter July 6, 2010

Splak

to fuck something up, or basically to just do something

you splaked that.

im gonna go splak around

quit splakin off

by xxhomebrewxx March 16, 2009

Splak

sexual intercourse.

"I love it when girls let me splak on the first date."

by Sham November 19, 2003

Splak

To engage in sexual Practices; To throw something against the wall

You think I can come over and splak?

by Dr. Dick August 22, 2003

splakalakic

bad enugh to make you want to actualy learn so you can go back in time and get back the wasted time also , see splorgledemic

my brain cannot withstand the massive ammounts of suck from this game it is extreemly splakalakic

by e.k.n June 11, 2005

shplaka

to dance outside in the rain naked while masturbating

she was doing the shplaka during the rain storm". "He does the shplaka at least once a month

by Kenny Woods June 15, 2010