Sonie

the most wierdest, beautifulest, taconess, blackest, doo doo mama, makes all the chicken heads be quiet !

Guy:Damn you see that girl over there ?! I bet she's a Sonie ;)

by Josie, Yusef, Javi, Johnny May 13, 2011

Sony

The Microsoft of electronics. Like Microsoft a buch of idiots and morons bash their products simply cause Sony made them...

The following is an actual conversation I once had:

Me: Hey check out my PSP.
Idiot: Dude that thing is crap!
Me: What exactly makes it crap?
Idiot: Sony made it.
Me: So t could be the best handheld ever and it would still be crap to you just cause Sony made it?
Idiot: Yup.
Me: *Gives idiot a Dead Arm, walks away*

by A Gorilla December 10, 2008

The Sony's

Sony headphones that make a person look fly as hell.

Ashley is rocking the Sony's like a boss; I wish I was her.

by George Shimington August 11, 2016

Sony

Japanese for "extortion." Overpriced products with overpriced repairs.

Brian: It's going to cost 700 dollars to fix my Sony Vaio!
Chris: That's why they're called Sony!

by bdr5055 February 11, 2010

Sony

One of the most greedy and dishonest electronic companies out there. They started out with just PC's and TV's, but in 1995, they released the Sony PlayStation. Since then, they have used dirty tactics to push themselves ahead in the market scheme. Such as keeping people away from Nintendo because they have "kiddie games." Also saying that other consoles explode out of nowhere. Also saying their own laptops explode, because of a programming error. This is all just to get more money. Sony is definitely not a pure company. They don't care about their gamers at all, and just want to hoard tons of cash.

Ironically, "Sony" roughly translates to "Tyrant."

Wade: Should I get a PS3?

Me: No fucking way. It's ugly as shit, has no good games, and probably has another one of Sony's "programming errors." Get a Wii or an XBOX 360 instead.

Random Jackass Fanboy: sony iz teh fuckin haxxorz u faggetard i iz teh gonna FUCKIN KILL U!!!1!one

Me: Congradulations! You're now property of the greediest electronic copany on earth.

by The random jerk January 2, 2009

Sony

A company defined best in one word, asshole.

Sony is responsible for the death of SEGA in the console business and The Emoji Movie...

Sony killed SEGA and our eyes with the emoji movie

by Insert-name February 12, 2018

Sony

A very money hungry corporation that would even go so far as to make a huge IP an exclusive for their console.

Sony: Gimme money. Sony Fan: Np, my credit card number is 1111-2222-3333-1234. Everyone Else: Fuck off, im just gonna pirate it.

by Idon'tmakerealposts October 12, 2018