salty southern

After you cum inside of a vagina and then proceed to go down on her.

Man, I gave my girlfriend a salty southern last night and it was surprisingly nice.

by Dice Collins JJ November 22, 2021

Sonty

The one who didn't cop up with ongoing trend ; outdated

Girl: Look at that girl wearing those levi's mom jeans.
Boy: Yeah she's a sonty thats y!!

by DieselArya February 4, 2018

Salty Skrelp

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.

Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.

by ProfessorOaksCloset December 7, 2022

old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

salty cuban

Male ejaculating on the face of passed-out partners face, then applying partners shaved pubic hair to aforementioned semen. The resulting combination of seamen and pubic hair to resemble a Cuban exile arriving in Florida after a extended time on the ocean.

Last night I gave her a "Salty Cuban"

by millboy May 31, 2013

Salty Shade

Throughing shade in a manner that makes people salty.

Wow you just through some salty shade.

by MeIsHere December 31, 2017