schumoney

A human-like being with a God-Like presence, a pharoah persona, and the sexual blessing of pleasuring all females he encounters. Many refer to this being as a King Dingo (the ultimate being King Ding-a-Ling).

Who's that Dingo over there?

Who? King Ding A Ling?

Yes...

That's SchuMoney... DUH!

by MC I Got 100 Hammers April 12, 2017

harry shum jr.

Well known for his roles as Mike Chang from Glee, and Magnus Bane, from ShadowHunters. Also known for his recent marriage to actor Shelby Rabara (2015), and for his amazing choreographic skill, Including; Dancing, Singing, Acting, and otherwise.

"Who's that guy who played Magnus Bane in ShadowHunters?" "Oh, That's Harry Shum Jr."

by ClinicallyObsessed May 4, 2017

ka-shume

The breaking of one's ka-tet. This is generally caused by a death of one of the members. It is signified by a deep foreboding feeling that all members can feel. As coined in Stephen King's "Dark Tower" series.

I'd been feeling ka-shume all day, then I got the call that my wife died in a car accident.

by M4d Baumer June 10, 2010

u want shum

I will fuck you...

Hey baby, u want shum?

by the sneaky pigeon July 7, 2016

Amy Schumer

Literally the most unfunny "comedian" to have ever existed. She is only as popular as she is due to feminist and fatties, who adore her, just because she is a woman and "curvy". She can say literally anything about her epic vagina or the countless sex partners she has had, and the crowd will explode in laughter.

Amy Schumer: "Hey guys, penis in my vagina LMAO"
Crowd: HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *literally dies from laughter and diet coke*

by Barndar October 20, 2016

Annie Shum

This word is a name for an Asian girl. Being perfect, beautiful and intelligence (sometimes, most of time is innocently stupid).

Everytime we see a girl we'd say Annie Shum-like. Don't tell her I wrote this definition. Yup, definitely Annie Shum.

AS: I saw myself on Urban Dictionary.

Me: Annie Shum? Alright. Do you like it.
AS: I can't read English.
Me: COOL

by The dickdslater of middle east October 18, 2018

Schumlarken

A very silly person who is guilty of multiple acts of stupidity.

Did you see Jim fall down the stairs? What a schumlarken!

by NonSequitur January 27, 2009