Softened by Distance (SBD)

When the man/ women you are checking out from a distance looks great, but upon moving close is a hippo/ fugly

Dude1: Check her out mate, she is stunning!!
*car moves closer*
Dude2: Crap mate she's a Softened by Distance (SBD), i wouldnt touch her with a barge poll!

by trets May 7, 2009

Softer Issues

Used as an adjective to describe people, people's actions, or situations that do not match one's expectations. Similar to the word soft except this definition gives a brighter spin to the remark. Implying that there are harder issues out there, and this current one is soft when compared to.

Commonly used by hip-hopping youngsters.

C.D. - Yo B. how was ECON 2000???
B. - Softer Issues Styll brooo. Lets run some Black Ops!
C.D. - Dunno! Im recording tooo
B. - why bother? LOL
C.D. - Oye Teri Maa Ki!
B. - OHO!

by Hindusoul October 27, 2010

Softeners

Nasty ass hoes that make boners go soft

Dude, you see those fat asses? They a bunch of softeners..

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Speedy Softer

A Slang Term For Someone With Erectile Dysfunction

Girl 1:I regret marrying John

Girl 2: Why?

Girl 1: He's a "speedy softer"

by sdaawdeasfdwa September 28, 2020

mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005

the stool softener

A homo or heterosexual act of intensely pounding the colon into utter submission. Most often performed with a full intestinal load of feces, ready for expelment. The act is ended with the anus exploding out the contents into the softener-er's hot ejaculatory goo.

Frenchy hated his ex-girlfriend so much for giving him Hep-C, he performed "The Stool Softener" on her the next weekend when she called up drunk and wanted some action. She passed out in a warm Spunk Loaf later that night.

by e-rips December 16, 2003