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social media influencers 

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." They upload stupid things all the time. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually want to see this shit. The Social Media Infuencers have a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. The boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet. They are also known as cringe lords
Did you see those Social Media Influencers?
Yes, they are assholes

Social Media Stalker 

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.
Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.

Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.
Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."
Social Mediaing by emoji queen. October 12, 2014

Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder 

A disorder based on an individual's obsession with social media including (but not limited to), compulsive reviewing of apps, "cyberstalking," comparing, fantasizing, and its effect on one's mood.
He has OCD and Social Media Distraction/Dysmorphic Disorder, and he needs help.

social media 

something i sworn to never become addicted to but alas. here i am scrolling mindlessly for hours, submitting to the machine
i hate social media it took away my childhood
social media by confused nick face November 23, 2020

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Social Media Thug

A bitch that sits on social media (Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, snapchat) and talks shit. Instead of talking about their problem like an adult would, they get on social media and air all their shit out, and act like a boss bitch, when really they just want some attention and validation.
Snapchat- that dumb bitch just blew me.

Facebook- OMG this stupid bitch just pissed me off talkin hella shit so instead of going to her imma tell all of Facebook even though nobody gives a shit. But I'm a bored bitch and I have nothing better to do so instead ill air all my shit here!

Instagram- passive aggressive hoes, Ive been blown can't fuck with these nasty nice bitches #done

Twitter- I'm a social media thug, lemme post in 140 characters or less about this bitch