Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Snartled

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

snurbleberry

When you blow your nose in a woman's vagina.

Ted had a cold so he gave that bitch a snurbleberry.

by Dr Frank N Furter September 9, 2016

Spurtle

A turtle who spins webs to collect water. Since turtles are so slow, they are unable to reach water for long periods of time and therefore have evolved into a spurtle. Spurtles make Spiderman look like a loser.

The spurtle was thirsty.

by loserpants101 May 4, 2019

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

Spurtle

When a guy weakly ejaculates out of a semi-hard penis.

Like drool falling out of the mouth of a turtle, halfway into its shell while having a stroke

How was it last night?
I was pretty drunk and she wasn't really attractive so I just kind of spurtled on her knuckles while she was giving me a hand job

by Nerf Herder 77 October 17, 2020

snurkle

a cross between a snort a chuckle and a giggle. usually heard in pubs after a good joke or shocking comment resulting in the messy spraying of beer from ones nose.

everyone snurkled when they heard what had really gone on behind the bikeshed last night .

by heffalump May 5, 2005