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someone who spends every waking hour snowboarding
this winter ill be such a snowhoe
by amandakot December 27, 2007
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a person who looks like he/she is gay, but really they just act like it, so he/she can get with the opposite sex, cause they cant unless they say they are gay.
"did you see jordan. i cant believe he is such a snowmosexual."
by scarmommaliciousness December 7, 2005
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Snomosexual: (n) A straight male who, when the holiday season rolls around, suddenly gets very concerned that his house will look jolly enough.

Characterized by a sudden interest in Tree Size, Light Arrangements, and blow up Reindeer.
At first I was worried that my husband was turning gay, then I realized he's just a snowmosexual.
by MattFromPhilly December 17, 2008
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Extremely lame adj. usually referring to a goat penis and or homosexual anal intercourse between a goat and a very hairy male homosapian on a mountain or platau in any region on the planet.
Dude that "snowmosexual' is the gayest thing I have ever seen bra.
I am a "snowmosexual" for writing this bra.
Urban dictionary is super "snowmosexual" bra
by Anita Hawk January 11, 2008
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sawhorse

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A device used to saw off ones fingers. Sawhorses can also be used as signage holders for open houses or other various objects. A sawhorse should be kept in the office at all times.
Bring the sawhorse to the orientation, it can hold up the signage or I can use it to saw off my fingers.......
by Birdman Forever May 22, 2006
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Wobbly Sawhorse

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A sex position where a man fucks a girls ass while another man fucks her pussy all while she stands on one knee.
Suzy's loose. Me and Dylan pulled the wobbly sawhorse on her and now she'll never be the same.
by 77wobblys September 8, 2009
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Snowmosexuality

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The tendency of one to be sexually attracted to one's own snowman. Intercourse is usually impossible, or at the very least, painful.
Bill: Awww God, my dick is still ringing from that last session.
Jon: What... you don't use lube?
Bill: No, not that. I've just been exercising my Snowmosexuality.
Jon: WTF is that?
Bill: Check the Urban Dictionary.
Jon: *Checks*
Jon: O.O
by SPDT November 30, 2010
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