lemon snowcone

when you pee in the snow
take a cone shaped piece of paper
scoop up yellowfied snow
offer to friend as a tasty lemon snowcone

you know josh?
i totaly gave that dude a lemon snowcone...what a fag
(mind you, both in situation are notoriously flaming)

by semenator January 18, 2006

turquish snowcone

Similar to a stone cold susan, except instead of numbng the anus you numb the vaginal area(clitoris, cervix, labia, etc.) and then eat out. Lesbian couples can 69 if they wish.

Taken from Deuce Bigelo: European Gigolo

The clock strikes 1 am. He takes 3 icecubes from the icebox and felt the coldness in his hands. She heard him approach and prepared for his love. He slowly rubbed the ice from between her creamy breasts, down her abdomine, and into her juicy vagina. He numbed her and seduced her with his words. She moaned and cried out when his warm tongue made contact with her womanhood. He ate her out until she spurted into his mouth, then he takes her over and over agian. The moaning and groaning continues with the rhythm of her pounding. They both thoroughly enjoyed a turquish snowcone.

by annonamoose July 6, 2006

snowbored

1.Being fed up by the snow at the end of the winter
2.When snow prevents you from doing an activity
3.Disliking snowboard-ing/ers and/or all the hype around the snowboarding

1.
A:Dude, its snowing again and its almost spring
B:Tell me about it. Im so snowbored.

2.
I cant wait to shoot some hoops again.Im so snowbored!

3.
A: I met this really cute guy, and he is a snowboarder! Thats so cool.
B: I think im gonna leave.Im snowbored already.

by Zhazhinsky April 5, 2010

snowcone

A variation on a snowball. When the girl who just finished blowing you attempts to "refund your deposit" you punch her in the nose, causing her to spit it out and bleed all over it, dying it red. Hence the snowball becomes a snowcone!

That bitch I've been ballin' tried to snowball me last night so I gave her a snowcone.

by xamphear July 19, 2004

snowbonk

A dance move executed by shaking one's arse frantically, as if they were shivering from snow on top of it. A.K.A really fast twerking.

"Everybody do the snowbonk!"
"Yeah girl, shake it like you're doing the snowbonk."

by Starfondler November 29, 2017

The Snowcone

Where you shove ice cubes in a womans vagina then proceed to fuck her brains out making a slush that you could make a snow cone out of it then proceed to eat the snow cone.

Dude i gave that girl The Snowcone last night after i fucked Her

by Zapperay October 17, 2014

Upside Down Snowcone

When a guy cums in a woman's mouth, she transfers it to his mouth and he in turn transfers it to her vagina.

He enjoys an upside down snowcone.

by joker569 September 6, 2010