snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."
synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."
synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!
*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now
Guy 2: Yea man that shit gets me wasted!
*sniff*
Guy 1: Ahh yea im totally shit canned now
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A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
by MikeBigD July 23, 2010
Get the SnorgTees Hottie mug.A game, a word, a meaning, a joke, everything and nothing, the Alpha and the Omega. By saying this holy word without others realizing you have said it in conversation, you thus comment this word as a verb and achieve a level of existential brilliance. This word also sounds like such words as short, sheep, shop, snort, snap, shart, snorp, shat, shit, sharp, sat. And yes, you just got snorped.
Me~"I can't cook dinner cause I have neither pot snorp pans. "
You~"That sucks"
Me~"You just got snorped, mofo!"
You~"That sucks"
Me~"You just got snorped, mofo!"
by trapdoorsnorpster June 6, 2017
Get the Snorp mug.The word "snorton" has derrived from the family name "morton" mixed with a weekend of drug abuse. This unhumain creature can usually be found hibernating under beds. It is thought that while the snorton is doing this, he has the ability to outstreach his arm and reach for various items to aid his drug habit. The snorton has recently been spotted in in places such as the mansfield, butlins, leeds and doncaster areas in nothing less than an absolute pickle. Due to his lack of co-ordination and indecissiveness, it is very hard to find common grounds with the snorton and usually ends up in exessive swearing and general agressive behaviour. If the snorton was to be compared to any animal, it would be a snake due to his undescribable behaviour when under the influence of alcohol. The snortons other social activites also include football hooliganism, racism and of course snorting!
by durk diggler January 3, 2008
Get the snorton mug.SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
by Mr. Subsistence August 10, 2010
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"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
"No problem daddy, lets party this weekend and I'll have a Snort-bortion!"
by Macadoo July 19, 2018
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