Snerd Gurgler

-Noun (snerd gur-guhler)
A person who is required to perform oral sex as a result of losing a bet or contest.

Breakdown: Snerd: genitalia;

Gurgle: the act of performing oral sex.

Origin:

Roman: (Snerdius Gurglius)

circa: 30 A.D.

"Jake had to gurgle Sarah's snerd because he lost in a "name that tune" contest. He's such a snerd gurgler!"

Common 30 A.D. usage: "I told you he wasn't the messiah! Now you have to gurlge my snerd; you snerd gurgler!

by El Destructo March 13, 2010

Lemon Snerd

Very offensive term, in simple words it means "ChedLaa"

Wha kerd, lemon snerd.

by JasonKellow June 8, 2023

Snerd

A snarky science nerd,otherwise known as sassy or, surapticious nerd.

Janey is such a Snerd!! She can spout random science jumble out at you anytime! especially about photone interaction!SNERD!

by Mrs. so and so's arch nemises. June 4, 2014

Snerd

senile old man who runs a guild in ffxiv gilgamesh

He's so old that he can't understand us, what a Snerd.

by hahalolxd123 August 3, 2021

snerd

A hooded sweatshirt

It was getting chilly, so Rosie pulled to hood up on her snerd and buried her hands into the joey pocket.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

Snerd

(Strange new earned respect disorder):

1) verb: when people start 'respecting' you because you are politically or socially useful to their own self adulating power spiel, and then they play you like a fiddle when you no longer serve their purpose

2) noun: 'respect' gained in such a way or a person who snerds you

The term snerd, both the verb and the noun, was invented by greg gutfeld on gutted!

by Sexydimma May 22, 2021

snerd

- Perceive with the ear the sound made by a nerd.
- Be told or informed of something by a nerd.

"I snerd what you said."
"I snerd about that theory."
"Have you snerd what that nerd just said?"

by gladsomeness June 24, 2017