SpongeBob: I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like. (Sticks his tongue in the can of Snailpo... and quickly pulls it out)
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
BLEAH!!!!!
Sound waves travel all the way to Snailpo World Headquaters.
Employee: What is it, Peterson?
Peterson: I don't know. I feel... a disturbance.
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
Get the Snailpo mug.a completely fucking utterly useless thing where when you and a friend snap each other every 24 hours or else the time would run out and the streak would end, most people like to draw an “s” and send it to everybody on their friends list (not very many friends considering they send snap streaks)
Mom: “David, why does Avery keep sending me an ‘s’?”
Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”
Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”
Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”
Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!
*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*
Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”
snap streaks are dumb
Dad: “Awh, shit. Our son is trying to start a snap streak?! I’ll grab the shotgun and blow this motherfucker’s head off”
Mom:”A snap streak, that sounds incredibly worthless! Yeah, go ahead and yolk that fuckface!”
Dad: “Did you just say... ‘yolk’..? *aims shotgun at her head* I’m sorry honey.”
Mom: “P-please! It was just an expression!
*kid walks in wearing sleeveless sweater*
Dad: *aims gun at kid and pulls the trigger blasting the shit out of his head* “OH NO THE FUCK YOU DONT!”
snap streaks are dumb
by turtlepenis 64 November 20, 2018
Get the Snap Streaks mug.Someone who purchases large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).
Seedy looking guys outside stadiums avoiding police and trying to sell tickets to baseball/football games which are about to start.
by ~Sunigirl~! January 28, 2004
Get the Scalper mug.The opposite of a heat wave. In the North when there is a cold snap it can fall far below zero degrees Fahrenheit and everything becomes very brittle and easy to snap or fracture, such as trees making cracking noises when they bend with the wind or your home's water pipes splitting.
Make sure you have some hats and blankets in your car in case you break down. We are going to have a huge cold snap this week.
by DuaneD January 24, 2011
Get the cold snap mug.by magecks April 24, 2009
Get the Snap a bolt mug.1. An exclamation of surprise and disbelief.
2. A significantly more homosexual version of "Oh snap!"
2. A significantly more homosexual version of "Oh snap!"
by Ang Badang February 19, 2013
Get the snaparoonie mug.Sending a snapchat to all your friends you think are worthy. Anything sent to 3 or more people could be considered a mass snap.
"i cant story this one but ill send it as a mass snap"
"you can tell that was a mass snap"
"i cant story this one but ill send it as a mass snap"
"you can tell that was a mass snap"
by beastmonkey1001 July 14, 2016
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