Crotch sniffle

When you're banging a chick who is embarrassed about how much of a slut she is and she has to excuse herself after the first two thrusts to 'use the bathroom' but she's really just in there trying to flush out her cum pot.

Yeah bro, She had an immediate crotch sniffle and ran to the bathroom, so I considered putting a condom on but I didn't.

by Ranchgirls December 10, 2020

Snuffleuppugus

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.

Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

snaffleburger

A slang name for female genitalia, often one that has been much used and has a hint of kippers.

Man1: "Look at that sexy bird"
Man2: "Yeah, but I bet she has a snaffleburger"
Man3: "I agree. Can you smell fish?"

by Waldopop March 26, 2011

snaffletooth

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.

by scabeater January 18, 2010

sniffles

the act of sniffing for two hours straight during the finals and being annoying to everyone around you

David: "Yo, did you hear hermit have the sniffles during chemisty?
Peter: "Yeah, must be allergic to hair oil.."

by Dabito February 24, 2011

snarfleblogging

The over consumption of blogging sites through excessive posting, reading or both.

A person who snarfleblogs is known as a snarfleblogger

I haven't seen your buddy in days. Is he snarfleblogging again?

by Foznots April 23, 2010

snuffleupasparagus

1. Briny, pungent urine expelled from a wooly trunk.

"Good Lord, I can smell that snuffleupasparagus two stalls over."

by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008