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shockbait

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.
Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*
by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023
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allah's snackbar

a place where terrorists come to discuss and plan terror attacks while having a cup of halal coffee and biscuits
the isis lads rolled outside of allah's snackbar for a cup of tea
by hail hydra mudafacka November 1, 2016
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snacktating

To have the munchies, to be displaying hunger. A grave need for snacks. Sounds like lactating.
Hurry up and go to the store, I'm snacktating here.
by VachonMan November 27, 2006
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snackmaster

Someone who has the perpetual munchies and rocks out the best snacks ever. Highly inventive and can make edible and delicious snacks out of the scraps in your barren cupboards. Have food? Prepare to be dazzled! Word of caution: the Snackmaster can and will eat you out of home if you pass out before him/her.
Tony: "Hey, I'm baked out of my gourd and I have the munchies something fierce!"

Shane aka: the Snackmaster: "Give me free reign to thy kitchen for I am thy Snackmaster and thou shall feast as thou hath never feasted before".

Tony: "Do it up man, have at 'er!!"
by aimbones June 5, 2011
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slackbitch

Concatenation of slacker and bitch. A slackbitch is a person (generally female, but may be male) who is extremely lazy and prone to procrastination. The term is used as a playful, mocking insult, and is most often applied to oneself, not other people. Slackbitches are usually quite proud of being slackbitches.
I am such a slackbitch, I don't use hangers or drawers to hold my clothes, they just lie about on the floor in varying states of cleanliness.
by Stephanie M. October 23, 2003
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Sharkbait

Pale, white tourists in a tropical area.
- they can be fed to the sharks

Used more often in small Hawaiian towns.
Ike: Mann, check out the sharkbait by the Foot Locker

Kai: They're whiter than Paris Hilton!
by MackPC May 15, 2010
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smackabitch

to handle one's business by backhanding someone (a bitch) who is triflin', or who is getting in the way of one's pimping/macking/life
When the class slut spread a rumor that Melanie was attempting to steal the slut's ugly boyfriend, Melanie knew that it was time to smackabitch.
by jenny and lydia January 22, 2006
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