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Smuggle my Cuban

When the guy is extremely horny and needs to hide his excruciating stiffy from his girlfriend because she is not ready to have intercourse yet.
My girlfriend is a smoking hot betty but she won't put out. I had to smuggle my cuban all of last night.
by Clamitia Jones January 24, 2009
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suggask

In conversation, while asking a question, the asker also makes a suggestion; thus letting the person being asked know what a possible (and probably desirable) answer should be. Usually accompanied by a slight rising of the voice during the suggestion part of the question.

Developed in the mid 1980s in the Los Angeles area event production/catering industry. When asking a client about how he or she may want a job to be completed, we'd include a suggestion in the question.
Could you please suggask the client if the we can setup in the garage?

Make a suggasktion about how it should be done.

Examples of suggastions:
At a small catered affair - simple, direct form: "Mrs. Smith, would you like the buffet on the kitchen island?"

More aggressive form where the less desirable option is spoken first in a lower register, and the more desirable answer finishes the sentence in an upper register: "(lower register) Does Mr. Greenberg want us to serve guests as the actually enter the gate (upper register), or shall we wait until they've arrived to the grand lawn where there is more space to mingle?"
by jmmPDX November 9, 2009
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Smugnant

A combination of the words smug and pregnant. Basically pregnant women give off the stereotype that they are smug. Going off preaching their pregnancy manifesto. But seriously, they need to quit quit praising themselves for doing something a trillion women before them have done...one that's basically just a biological reaction to begin with. Then they rant on and on about how, "You just wouldn't understand..." because they are superior for having sex....I mean, c'mon! Have a little perspective!
Smugnant women are the worse.
by sjpwhipserer October 18, 2012
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poop smuggler

the process of shoving someone else's poop in your butthole to transfer it to another poop smuggler or preferably jonnie onufrak
jonnie onufrak was a predominant poop smuggler until his tragic death after smuggling poop into chuck norris's beard
by mustfa altajar August 1, 2008
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Acorn Smuggler

A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
The dude on the beach in the speedo was a definite acorn smuggler as you could see his nuts.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Smurf Smuggling

The act of smuggling Smurfs in one's ass.
Joe and Kyle were smurf smuggling all night, they are too tired to play tag.
by Bagmankyle December 28, 2010
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Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.
"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"
by george f November 17, 2006
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