Sethy

An erotic dream. Doesn't have to be a wet dream. Just a dream involving some kind of sex.

It was so hot! I had a sethy about Colin Farrell last night.

by Helena Handbasket November 30, 2003

Smithy

A Smithy is someone who not only has legendary footy knowledge and arguing skills , but is also regarded as the premier authority on the subject by his peers. Looked up to and thouroughly respected , he is the essential die hard fan , never wavering , unfaultering love for his team . He could only ever really support a team like Liverpool.

"Wow I am really impressed with that guy , I have never seen someone more passionate about his team "

" yeah , what a smithy ."

"yeah ,oh no here comes Josh Goodall."

"oh fuck yeah , mobiles out."

by Smithymonster February 19, 2008

The Smithy

When fucking a chick from behind, either through sexual curiosity, anger or just boredom you stick a finger into her anus. The Smithy is not limited to a single digit over time the goal is to work up to a Full Smithy (whole fist!).

The effects of The Smithy vary so be careful when using it.

Dude that bitch was so boring I did The Smithy to liven up the sex.

Mate smell my finger......... I totally Smithy'd your sister last night.

by Rawson Rhymes October 27, 2011

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

sithy

An action or thing possessing the qualities of a Sith, i.e. emanating from the dark side.

Abusing the waitress like that was a sithy thing to do, but he had had it with her attitude.

by Vatu June 25, 2018

SMTH

Acronym for Shake My Tinfoil Hat, to be used as an alternative for SMH (Shake My Head) for conspiracy theorists.

Person A: You don’t actually believe that birds are real do you?

Person B: Of course they are!

Person A: SMTH

by Birdsarentreal June 23, 2019

pulling a smithy

To arrive at a party sober and proceed to impose yourself upon the least sober female.

Bystander 1: "Hey, look at Alex over there, pulling a smithy on Faye"

Bystander 2: "Yeah, poor girl, at least she won't remember it tomorrow"

by Maximillian1984 April 13, 2009