smoltitasking

The act of smoking and doing work at the same time. Similar to the word multitasking.

Boss: "Are you smoking or are you getting your work done?"
Worker: "I'm smoltitasking sir."

by Mackattackkkk February 22, 2013

Smilthed

conjoined words,when ur talkin in gibberish

Her words are all smilthed up.

by ChickAkicka November 4, 2020

Smilthed

When u make ur words jumpy and mushy

Her words was very smilthed

by ChickAkicka November 4, 2020

joke a smoint

A humorous way of saying "smoke a joint"

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

smoltry

A feminine sexy passionate look. Sensuous eyes, hair, and lips. Typically a darker skinned Latin, Asian, European girl.

She has a smoltry look.

by David Snow November 29, 2007

smilte

Smilte is a girl with fair hair, usually foreign i.e Lithuanian, She has very bad writing, She can be such a crazy bitch, Has serious anger issues, basically shes an ogre with mood swings, she gets very annoyed when people pronounce her name as "Shmilta". She is a gay faggot, She is actually sometimes pretty. She gets pissed off very easily.

Guy 1- Hey, Isn't that Shmilta over there?
Guy 2- Don't call her shmilta she gets pissed off! Her name is Smilte.
Guy 1- Oh shet, Okay
Guy 2- What a faggot

by MeowIlluminatiMeow December 4, 2014

smoil

When you smile so hard your jaw pops off from it's hinges and removes the bottom half of your face, and the agonizing pain forces you to pass out.

Felix smoiled and was immediately sent to the hospital for jaw replacement surgery, it was a sad, sad, day.

by TheMightyGroose August 7, 2016