los angeles smog

the sexual act of rubbing your salty skin baton in baby powder and proceeding to anally plunder your partner. when the anal is done, the person receiving the anal poundage then releases his or her stanky butt wind into the other persons face, resembling the smog that covers the city of los angeles.

after a long dinner at the nearby Indian restaurant, Miguel and Tonya decided to go home and have another round of Los Angeles smog

by collin^2 May 7, 2011

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Smooboo

Smooboo(s) are very special, long lost creatures who reconnected in Irvine California after spending roughly 19 years apart. After uniting with one another, they are on a mission to return home to their special world Smoobooland. Smoobooland is inhabited by peaceful animals and creatures who complete a sustainable ecosystem for the two Smooboos to love amongst. However, Smoobooland carries rules that govern the lands one of which to be considered the most important: "There can only be two Smooboos in Smoobooland"

Smooboo 1: Smooboo?
Smooboo 2: Aja Baja Boo
Smooboo 3: Smoobooloobs
Smooboo 4: Para Tu

by Smooboo October 9, 2013

smogged

to subject a car to an emissions test with a pass result. Usually a state will require such a test with a passing grade in order to properly register your car in that state.

I finally got my car smogged but I had to have the mechanic work on it for days.

I couldn't get my car smogged. The catalytic converter failed.

by whiskeyhotel February 4, 2012

Smoko

(Australian) Noun: A short break from work, typically morning or afternoon and the time normally needed to have a toilet break, smoke a cigarette (hence the origin of the word) and possibly have a coffee and/or a light meal.

1) It’s been a bugger of a morning, thank God we got smoko coming up!
2) I’m new around here. What time is smoko?

by AussieHelaman May 31, 2018

Bone Smooch

Open mouth kisses to a man's bone often followed by a chewy

Greg: Wanna have sex?
Kiki: No I'm too tired. I'll give you a bone smooch instead.

by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010

Smoggable

To "Smoke a Bowl" or to smoke some premium shwag.

I was having a nice chat with chad and he asked if I wanted to go smoggable.

by Zach muffin December 20, 2008