Smirnoff Ice

An alcoholic drink made by the Smirnoff vodka company that is technically beer (it says so on the bottle) even though it's clear. It comes in a lot of flavors, some of which taste great and some of which taste nastier than shit. It has a very low alcohol per volume ranking (can't remember of the top of my head but I think it's around 10-20 proof).

Oftentimes called a bitch drink because of its low alcohol content and fruity flavor, but it tends to be the drink of choice at many parties.

The good flavors taste a lot like Sprite with alcohol, but a bit sweeter.

Guy 1: What are you drinking?
Guy 2: Green Apple flavored Smirnoff Ice!
Guy 1: Dude, that's such a bitch drink.
Guy 2: Shut up, you know you love it.

by lovesmesumcake January 14, 2009

Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

Smirnoff Ice

the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*

Smirnoff ice is my pride and joy

by boowoo November 1, 2003

Smirnoff Triple Black

the ultimate form of Smirnoff Ice. It is a citrus-flavored malt vodka that mixes in well when your smoking a bowl. It has the ability to make you feel like your not getting drunk but sneak up on you later. It's also called a truth serum due to the fact that you'll spill the beans on a lot of shit that you didn't even realize you were feeling.

I recommend you don't share bottles because it disappears fast when your drinking it by yourself, you'd only get like a one sip pass if you share.

M: Where's Brittney?
V: She's spending the night at Stephanie's.
M: They'll hit that Smirnoff Triple Black and get fucked up.

by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008

Smirnoff Cunt

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH

Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...

by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010

smirnoff vodka high balls

Usually a drink of Smirnoff Vodka mixed with ale, water and such served in a tall cup with lots of ice.

Hey waiter, two smirnoff vodka high balls please.

by xx_stone May 3, 2006

Smirnoff Bitch

The real term for Smirnoff Ice, because we all know it is the most bitch drink in existence. My roommate used to drink Smirnoff Bitch all the time, because, you guessed it, he is a bitch.

My roommate is always drinking Smirnoff Bitch, what a fuckin finook.

by get money nigga March 14, 2008