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Yakoff Smirnoff

The transformation of a fully functional human being to a human being that is not functional because of a horrid episode of vomiting usually caused by food, drugs, alcohol, or all three combined. Hence the word yak. Word is Russian originating from the comedian Yakov Smirnoff.
Yo bro, i totally got sick at last night's party. Ya man, you totally turned into to Yakoff Smirnoff. Ya man a total yakoff episode.
by ElevatingtheMind November 29, 2006
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Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010
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Smirnoff Ice

the best alchohalic beverage in the *whole* *fucking* *world*
by boowoo November 1, 2003
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Dirty Smirnoff

A drink that gets you 'de to the stroyed.'
Get a Smirnoff Ice, drink the neck of it, then add a shot of vodka, a shot of gin and a shot of JD. Then neck it!
I was so smashed last night after drinking 3 dirty smirnoffs back to back!
by Muns August 18, 2010
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smirnoff

best vodka ever....cuz its russiann
i love smirnoff because it tastes so good, mmmmm
by lala69 January 1, 2007
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Smirnoff Triple Black

the ultimate form of Smirnoff Ice. It is a citrus-flavored malt vodka that mixes in well when your smoking a bowl. It has the ability to make you feel like your not getting drunk but sneak up on you later. It's also called a truth serum due to the fact that you'll spill the beans on a lot of shit that you didn't even realize you were feeling.

I recommend you don't share bottles because it disappears fast when your drinking it by yourself, you'd only get like a one sip pass if you share.
M: Where's Brittney?
V: She's spending the night at Stephanie's.
M: They'll hit that Smirnoff Triple Black and get fucked up.
by Brittney Sade October 3, 2008
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green apple smirnoff

fun to drink, but will most likely make you throw up and regret it later. if it's really bad you won't be able to smell anything green apple without wanting to vomit until your hangover is over.
boy:dudee, i totally regret buying the bottle of green apple smirnoff

other boy: why

boy: i got so trashed and i puked, just the smell of green apple makes me sick now
by pumpitLOUDER March 4, 2009
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