Smiking

Smoking while simultaneously riding a bicycle.

After a long day of smiking my lungs were ready to collapse, and my mind was soaring.

by The Original Smiker December 9, 2008

Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.

"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"

by brizbraz February 23, 2009

Hull yuh modda stinking cunt

Used to tell someone who gets you mad

Example: Prakash told Sunita to hull yuh modda stinking cunt

by Khanalisee May 8, 2021

Sminting

The act of intentionally consuming foods containing high quantities of fructose and lactose periodically throughout autumn so that you become notably gaseous, then later season when you engage in passive anal sex with either your partner or someone with about a 10 inch (25 cm) phallus who will willingly participate, you fart as hard as you can while squeezing your anus to make an airtight seal, (the pressure forcing a large gas bubble to erupt into the man’s urethra) then quickly pushing the entire length of his phallus out and glueing the tip of the urethra shut, after which waiting for at least one month, poking a hole in the base of his ureters (accessed through the lower back) every few days to allow for the drainage of urine, then with the completion of one month, having the man slide his penis back into your anus, the sensation of tight genital friction along with the built up sperm pressure causing the seal to instantly pop off, reinflating your anal cavity. This introduces the bacterial culture which has been festering in the man’s penis, enriching your internal microbiome if ever you fall ill during winter and take antibiotics for a prolonged period of time.

My husband and I took up sminting on account of my seasonal sinus infection, what a lad!

by Resicoi December 25, 2018

sinking a cone

Pulling the burning bud through a cone piece. Thus dunking it in water which is where the sinking part comes from. This is popular throughout Australia's cannabis culture.

Oh yeah I was with the boys last arvo sinking a cone cunt.

by Myniggajeffory December 17, 2017

sminkin

smokin da chronic and drankin dat henn

mayne is we sminkin tonite?

by trudown44 July 25, 2003

smikking

when a dyslexic person tries to skim over some text.

"this nibba smikked over some text" instead of "this nibba skimmed over some text"
"can't believe he's smikking over that text so fast"

by chihuehue October 24, 2018