by Ivana Jackoff December 13, 2010
Get the Smelting mug.Combination of the words “smell” and “cheating.” Smeating is the act of cheating on your significant other and not cleaning yourself for an extended period of time. While it may not be an intentional way to get them to know you’ve been cheating, it has that as a side effect. (Along with infections caused by poor hygiene) Even if the victim of a smeater doesn’t notice the smell of someone else, smeaters tends to not practice good hygiene and the victim will still notice the smell of body odor and sweat. While there’s usually some underlying reason a cheater does what they do, a smeater is what happens when that person loses all reason to care or take care of themselves and probably has some severe mental health problems that need to be addressed before they cause other risky behaviors.
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Coined in the Ask Reddit thread “What’s a sexual deal-breaker for you in a relationship?”
Nick realized his girlfriend was smeating on him when he smelled cologne on her, but he had no idea how many days ago the cheating had occurred since she hadn’t taken a shower in the past week.
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by Jack Guisrael June 26, 2007
Get the Smeeting mug.The act of simultaneously smoking weed and texting back and forth. Both parties must be smoking at the same time in different locations for this to qualify as smexting.
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Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.
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