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whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
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He who smelt it dealt it

Usually said by a boy in a group of boys after one points out the smell of a fart. This is used to accused said one who smelled the fart of farting it.
Also, this is usually said by the one who really dealt it.
*Person 1 smells a fart*
Person 1: "That smell!... who was it?"
Person 2: "He who smelt it dealt it."

//it was person 2 who dealt it
by abagadol June 22, 2014
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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Cock smelting

To perform the act of extraction on a cock.
Suzy could make a guy cum in seconds. Her cock smelting skills were second to none.
by Bad News Bond July 15, 2016
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smelting

One that often gets so deep into his/her lies that when they tell them to multiple people, there are different details
just the other day i caught my bitch smelting to me
by Smelton November 4, 2016
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Smelt

"I hope they quit injecting, and start seeing".

- Not the best perspective, because everybody knows smelt is divine.
Oiya, smelt dunor grut tru. Eureka.
by Macaroni B. March 30, 2019
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Basement Smelt

A noun used to describe a person. It revolves around a person and/or thing being afraid to go inside the basement. Usually someone who has been in the location, however has not gone into the underground level. This is a negative sounding noun. This often occurs at parties, abandoned buildings, hospitals etc.
Yo Wilks a Basement Smelt, he wouldn't reach the basement of the hospis
by Hospis Vet March 1, 2011
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