smexy time

its when couples are flirting around with each other making themselves horny. like a day for teasing and making love. a special moment for two individuals who digs each other a lot sexually then doing the deed in a day. a hot dirtyyyy webcam session.

" i miss our smexy time together every sunday "

by hot flip chik May 16, 2009

smerky

an abbreviation for small + perky (referring to breasts)

She's smerky.

by dakara930 September 12, 2009

smexy

Smart and sexy. And in some cases, sexy and Mexican.

Chris is a smexy guy - he's got straight A's and he's ripped!

by Yuuki December 12, 2004

smoky poos

When you smoke a cigarette or some reefer and you're suddenly overwhelmed by the need to take a shit. This can be brought on by all types of smoke and has such remarkable timing that one may say it strikes with vengeance for smoking.

Damn dude I'll be right back, the smoky poos got me.

by p-funk February 1, 2006

Seeky

Sexy and Geeky

Wenda was looking seeky as she put down that textbook.

by Webster's Dictionary March 6, 2015

SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.

SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.

by Eimii March 25, 2009

sekyu

Tagalog (slang) meaning 'Security Guard'.

Ang sungit ng sekyu kanina, hindi ako pinapasok ng school kasi wala akong ID!

by aprldynh April 25, 2005