Sméagol

1.Inability to man up to daily responsibilities. 2. Self-Centered 3. Making a bigger deal out of a situation than necessary. (Often leads to the individual crying) 4. Craves precious items and attention.

Hey honey, can you help with the dishes instead of being such a sméagol. No! No! Honey! Me asking you to do things doesn’t mean you have to cry about it.

by Blme_Gme September 7, 2022

Sméagol

Verb: to lick someone aggressively

The dog Sméagoled me when I was dirty.

by Smeagolchad May 9, 2025

smeagol face

A person whos face and/or body that resembles smeagol's out of lord of the rings. Basically an ugly skinny looking hobbit, that wants his precious one.

What the fuck did you do that for? you stupid fucking smeagol face. ugly cunt

by Begum March 16, 2005

Smeagol(she-me-gal)

The act of inserting a person's apendage, usually a finger or toe, up a clothed individual's anus in a surprising manner. Done in jest.

In a surprising fashion I see the opportunity to smeagol(she-me-gal) my best friend.

As my friend bent over, I smeagolled them with my thumb when they were not expecting it.

by Bunkybastard September 25, 2018

Smeagol Mode

When on the cusp of cumming in the midst of jerking off while standing up, one enters “Smeagol Mode,” hunching over to get over that final hurdle. Although an unflattering position, it gets the job done.

Y’all ever just hunch over and enter Smeagol Mode when you fap?

by Playboy Darti March 2, 2019

ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

American Smeagol

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.

"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."

by The Rabbit September 3, 2005