Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

Startarded

A person who knows absouletly nothing about Star Wars or any other movie that is big in Pop Culture

Bob: "WTF why is Darth Vader spelled Dark Vader."
Anna: "That's how you spell it"
Bob:" No it isn't you what are you Startarded?"

by STG9 January 18, 2010

Smartarticles

Smart particles in your head; brain juice

The reason you have a BIG head is because it's filled with smartarticles.

by #1 Queen of Randomness June 25, 2010

Smartassedness

The highest level of smartass you can be

She has had all my smartassedness

by Osfan14 July 29, 2017

smarttarded

when you can be smart, but make retarded remarks that have people wondering if your game in smarts is really that big or if you're just playin'.

when someone names the obvious.

Joe: I want an apple.
Bob: That sounds good. Did you know that apples grow on trees?
Joe: Boi you're smarttarded.

by lulu0725 November 8, 2017

smartard

someone who is a smart retard. this can be used between friends and family and a way to explain you failing at life in general.

“hey ioan. how is maths going?” “not good i’m a bit of a smartard” “oh okay”

by boybandsaretheshit November 10, 2019

Smartarse

A absolute genius

A smartarse is a genius man for example Albe

by itisalbe July 11, 2022