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Small Dick Energy 

when you or a person that you know is aggressively unconfident/insecure.
brad: yooo, are you gonna try and get with a girl tonight at the frat party?
chad: no dude, i have small dick energy... never gonna happen
brad: that sucks dude. I have big dick energy, so imma go smash now. peace man.
Small Dick Energy by truther375 September 7, 2018

Small dick energy 

”Ben is so rude, he has small dick energy.”
Small dick energy by Chowdersbussy September 12, 2020

Small dick energy 

What insecure men who know they will never get a woman to engage in consensual mutual intimacy with them, project.

War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.
Jeff Bezos has 120 billon dollars and makes his employees pee in bottles. It's revenge for being bullied by a girl in high school. Textbook small dick energy.

Small Dick Energy 

When someone’s parents are a big deal but their not. A guy with cocky energy but nothing to show for himself and living in the shadow of his dads giant penis.
Liam’s dad works as a big time movie producer and he uses his dads name to get laid. Unfortunately he’s small dick energy and will shrivel into obscurity with time.
Small Dick Energy by Gosuckafuck92 October 16, 2021

Small Dick Energy 

omg did you see david ford total small dick energy
Small Dick Energy by lizardk September 30, 2019

Small dick energy 

That coach really has some small dick energy
Small dick energy by Ayerf October 22, 2022