Smakledorff

to masterbate

After I saw her naked, I ran home to smakledorff.

by Desmond January 23, 2004

Smazung

A second evolution of the word "Smazing" where the I is replaced by U.

Approximate meaning: "So amazing that it will be sung of for generations to come"

Absolutely Smazung!

by INPI May 3, 2022

Smake

A cross between smack and shake. To smack, grab and shake the face of a person.

if a bitch step up im smakeing a ho

by Slappy Jackson August 24, 2010

Smakelpaker

A weird alien on drugs packing fish

John was being a smakelpaker

by Bob McGinty July 24, 2004

smak head

~Noun

A person who is addicted to smak or heroin.

Usually short or a few important teeth and even shorter of common sense or lateral thought.

Normally found :

In dark alleys
In hoods (even in the bright sunshine)
Under Duvets (even in the bright sunshine)
Pining up in shop doorways (in the city)
Dead

Look at that Smak head there - he's wearing a hoodie and a coat in this weather. What a cunt.

by tompz July 13, 2006

smak

Also "talking smak".
1) To talk disparagingly about someone.
2) To tell lies about someone.
Alternately,
3) To talk nonsense. "Bullshit".

1) "They've been talking smak about you, and making you look bad."
2) "It's not true, baby. They're just talking smak."
3) "It doesn't mean anything, baby, I'm just talking smak."

by WordBoy July 10, 2003

Smakledorff

When masturbating, your hand slips off and the fist comes down on top of the head.

While watching Baywatch the other night, I got smakledorffed in the heat of the moment.

by Bucky Longjohns May 19, 2004