Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

Slutastrophy

An event containing an unspeakable amount of slutty people, actions, or visuals.

"I cannot believe that my daughter's dance instructor has her shaking her chest and sticking her ass out to a song about cock teasing! What a slutastrophy!"

by KenSmellsGood September 30, 2012

super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom

The most awesome title in the world.....there can only be one and until he resigns and passes the title on no one else can claim it....currently held by a one Mr. Andy Schmitt

yarrr I'm the best cuz im the super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom!!!!

by super ninja jedi pirate slut master of doom May 7, 2004

Slutster

Anyone who dresses like a hipster but acts like a slut.

That slutster just gave a blow job while wearing her scarf!!

by TheMitchell February 16, 2010

stumaster

A notrious donkey balls sucker, jackass and stupid wang to be avoided at all costs and for God's sake don't let his ass near your locker!

Oh my god it's stumaster run for your lives and take your locker with you cos' he'll rub his ass on it!

by bobbobson February 19, 2004

shatmaster

one who is master of the shat (shit, poop, fecal matter)

Jim: omg did you see jesse on that big mound of shit
Bob: yeah he is a real shatmaster

by Jim Scouten May 27, 2008

submasternap

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

I was going to rub one out, but I was submasternapping before I even finished.

by subsubsublibrarian September 19, 2011