Slunker

A man or woman who would like to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, but are to lazy to do anything about it. (The noun being "Slunking", the ACTION of being too lazy to get a girl/boyfriend.)

Steve: hey man, when was the last time Fred had a girlfriend?
Bob: I have no idea, he's such a slunker, it's been ages!

by Jesus Was Emo. August 22, 2007

slanked

to be dissed, deceived or bullshitted by use of cunning or trickery

you've just been slanked!

I fuckin slanked your ass!

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

Skunked

To be ill or stupid/ ill in the head

Year 7 : I'm not having it give me back my money
Year 11 : Lil Man are you skunked about give me back my money stfu and sym go back to class some tapped yute fucking skunked

by Jm.2splashy January 22, 2021

splunked

Having a blob of semen striking ones face. Or the art of shooting a wad of man juice into someones face.

Man this chick was giving me head and I pulled it out and 'splunked' her.

Man poor bitch got splunked.

by Mack P Silk September 27, 2005

Skunked Beaver

When a girl gets a excited and wet for you, some dude, or hopefully another girl. For some reason she doesn't get worked over in time and she dries out. Until she's able to clean up and shower she has a skunked beaver.

Damn Leslie, that's funky, you got a skunked beaver. Get yourself a shower.

by beeverman April 10, 2013

SlurkeDurk

SlurkeDurk is a term used to describe the action where a human being returns to lie in bed and fall asleep, but still half awake, after they’ve ate breakfast. This human being is usually accompanied by at least two other human beings, though everybody lie in different beds and no sexual activities are performed.

Johnny can’t meet for lunch. He’s having a SlurkeDurk with Emily and Sam.

by PowerDefinitions101 August 12, 2020