slow

Not fast (yeah I know thats a pathetic definition)

See also AOL, telstra, Canadian and George Bush

This Internet connections is as slow as a Canadian Mountie

by Manboy March 29, 2003

slow

1. not fast
2. euphemism for stupid

1. I hate fuckers that drive slow in the fast lane.
2. Well, Forrest is just a bit slow.

by zachwolff October 20, 2003

Slow

Slang for not happening. Usually used in ghettos or places like Job Corps facilities because of the low income.

1. It's slow for your dumbass.

2. You wanna have sex with a girl at job corps? It's slow because the clap is passed out like candy on Halloween.

3. It's slow for your high school diploma.

by It's YaBoiiRobb June 15, 2018

that’s slow

That is not a move. unlikely something is gonna happen

Boy: yo shorty, can I get your number

Girl: that’s slow

by Nash/4 lyfe November 30, 2019

SLOW

"Smoking lofts of weed"

Dumbass: Dam foo, you fucken slow!
Me: Yeah! 😁
Dumbass:???
Me: Smoking lots of weed!!!😂

by BenitoCamelos October 17, 2018

slowness

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

by Nameless July 21, 2003

slowness

When a girl gives a guy a blowjob. Usually described with a hand motion in the lower region of one's body

She gave me slowness last night (with hand motion)

by OT herb June 26, 2009