An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
The word is hard to say many times quickly.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009
Get the sloth-cloth mug.She's such a slot zombie that a fight broke out at the craps table behind her and she didn't even turn around.
by Unidyne March 11, 2005
Get the slot zombie mug.Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
Get the Slapping the Sloth mug.SLOOTOPIA IS A CORNICOPIA OF YOUNG FRESH UNIVERSITY GIRLS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE A UTTER SLOOTOPIA OF CUM CRAZED COEDS EAGER TO BE FILLED WITH THROBBING MAN STEEL
A VAST AREA FULL OF HOT YOUNG SLUTS BEGGING TO BE FILLED WITH MAN MUSTARD THATS A SLOOTOPIA HEAVEN FOR ALL MEN
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN September 22, 2011
Get the SLOOTOPIA mug.Named after the extinct, ground-dwelling relative of modern-day sloths, the Ground Sloth is a person who walks very slowly in front of you, especially while you're in a hurry. Whether out of malice or apathy, Ground Sloths tend to inhabit very narrow spaces, such as sidewalks or corridors, making bypassing them a difficult, dangerous or physically impossible task. To add insult to injury, Ground Sloths often travel in groups, known as herds.
I was heading down to the train station when I got stuck behind the slowest herd of ground sloths that ever roamed the earth. Missed my train because of them.
by P.Rex December 2, 2016
Get the Ground Sloth mug.The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*
by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019
Get the wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput! mug.Silently Laughing Out Loud To Myself.. Because half of the time we say Lol, we really aren't. Used mostly for when theres nothing else to say besides lol, or cool.
Guy" Did you see the truck show, the other day"
Girl"Nope"
Guy"it was pretty awesome!"
Girl"cool"
Guy...sloltms
Girl"Nope"
Guy"it was pretty awesome!"
Girl"cool"
Guy...sloltms
by Alleycattt12333 January 13, 2011
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